I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

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Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House....

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it...

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make...

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if...

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend...

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.