Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.