Fuck Jesse Jackson!

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Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

I'm gonna nail your ass!

I'm gonna nail your ass!

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

Knock his college ass out!

Knock his college ass out!

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now,...

Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now,...

Excuse me... Chuckles.

Excuse me... Chuckles.

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...