Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

Quote by George Clooney

Topics: Funny Quotes, Politics Quotes

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

The only failure is not to try.

The only failure is not to try.

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm the flavor of the month.

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.