'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

Topics: Humor Quotes, Internet Quotes, Keeping It Real Quotes, Neighbors Quotes

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has...

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has...

I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn't take their...

I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn't take their...

Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the...

Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the...

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

People who start a sentence with personally ought to be thrown to the lions. It's...

People who start a sentence with personally ought to be thrown to the lions. It's...

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is...

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is...

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

Why quit our own to stand upon foreign ground? Why, by interweaving our destiny with...

Why quit our own to stand upon foreign ground? Why, by interweaving our destiny with...

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

Good-humor makes all things tolerable.

Good-humor makes all things tolerable.

As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always...

As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always...

Technically, it's not stealing Wifi if you're just borrowing it. Same deal with a neighbor's...

Technically, it's not stealing Wifi if you're just borrowing it. Same deal with a neighbor's...

The day I made that statement, [about the inventing the internet] I was tired because...

The day I made that statement, [about the inventing the internet] I was tired because...

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.