I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.