When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.