It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...