I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

Topics: Jack Nicholson Quotes

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...

I have a lot of vanity.

I have a lot of vanity.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not...

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.

What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look...

I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look...

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...