Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

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Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

You hate someone whom you really wish to love, but whom you cannot love. Perhaps...

You hate someone whom you really wish to love, but whom you cannot love. Perhaps...

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

Perhaps that is what love is: the momentary or prolonged refusal to think of another...

Perhaps that is what love is: the momentary or prolonged refusal to think of another...