Quotes by Tom Wilson

If I had a nickel for every time I said Why me? I'd have probably...

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If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a...

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I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a...

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I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just...

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Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy...

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About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

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A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

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A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

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Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

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