Quotes by Sponge Bob

My lips are a little dry...

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Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!

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Why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly

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Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.

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I won't stop for a little...EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!! AHHH!!

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A booster seat?

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I've got the pieces!

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Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!

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