Quotes by Sponge Bob

You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

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No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!

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Can't have dirty garbage!

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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

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Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!

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Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!

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Oh, barnacles!

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Bring it around town!

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I'm ready! I'm ready!

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Ahhh! Help, Gary! Prince of Neptune! I closed the window on my head!

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You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion...

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Don't worry, tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun.

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