Quotes by Ryan Stiles

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm...

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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I...

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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll...

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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental...

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I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

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I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I...

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Back off or the lizard gets it!

#Ryan Stiles