Quotes by Ryan Stiles

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've...

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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn...

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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine...

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The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

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The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.

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That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy....

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Never trust sheep.

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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

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If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.

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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

#Ryan Stiles

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

#Ryan Stiles