Quotes by Quentin Crisp

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue....

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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system...

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In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once...

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I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps...

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I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.

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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.

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Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

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For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or...

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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

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Decency must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who...

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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

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