Quotes by Quentin Crisp

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

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For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or...

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Decency must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who...

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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

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Abatement in the hostility of one's enemies must never be thought to signify they have...

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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman...

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Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed...

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To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.

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The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as Soho poverty. It comes...

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The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as...

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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

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