Quotes by Pineapple Express

It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a...

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I'm up in here tryna get a mother fuckin' scholarship! -Red

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When my foot was in the hole - and my groin - man, I felt...

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Well, be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then...

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War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma! -Ken

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There's a fly in the ointment, shits hittin' the fan, the lion will speak! -Saul

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Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like... God's vagina! -Saul

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You're in the jungle now, baby! -Saul

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What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke...

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I may act tough, but i got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn...

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Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?...

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Well be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then...

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