Quotes about Pineapple Express

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute. -Red

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I might act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurted damn...

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I forgot, man, BROS BEFORE HOES. -Red

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I feel like butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. [pause]...

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He's a linger-er, you know what I mean, man? He just lingers. -Saul

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Couscous - the food's so nice they named it twice. -Dale

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Clark: It's time to suck today's dick! Dale: Yeah, suck dick!

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It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a...

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War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma! -Ken

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Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like... God's vagina! -Saul

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You're in the jungle now, baby! -Saul

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What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke...

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