Quotes about Pineapple Express

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute. -Red

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I might act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurted damn...

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I forgot, man, BROS BEFORE HOES. -Red

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I feel like butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. [pause]...

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I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my...

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He's a linger-er, you know what I mean, man? He just lingers. -Saul

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Fuck the po-lice! -Saul

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Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife,...

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Couscous - the food's so nice they named it twice. -Dale

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Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love. -Robert

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I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of...

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Clark: It's time to suck today's dick! Dale: Yeah, suck dick!

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