A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.#Peter De Vries
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie...#Peter De Vries
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.#Peter De Vries
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually...#Peter De Vries
