Quotes by P J O'Rourke

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative....

#Famous

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for...

#Stupidity

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

#College, #Stupidity

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death...

#Death

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

#Government

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and...

#Democrats, #Government

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage...

#Government

The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the...

#Government

I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television...

#Television

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,...

#Drink

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative....

#Famous

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for...

#Stupidity