Quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because...

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I have a message for anyone coming to the Ozzfest this summer [Summer, 2000]: If...

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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK -...

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I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's...

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Dogs smoke in France.

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Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face....

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Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness....

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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

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The down side of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your...

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One of my greatest regrets is that I urinated on the Alamo.

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Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking...

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I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for...

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