Quotes by Neil Simon

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were...

#Neil Simon

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't...

#Painting

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

#People

People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic...

#Writing

I felt like writing about a time when I was probably, and I think all...

#Writing