Quotes by Neil Simon

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have...

#Funny, #God

He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

#Movies

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best...

#Living

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

#Painting

The ritual of marriage is not simply a social event; it is a crossing of...

#Marriage

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that,...

#Marriage

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you...

#Neil Simon

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

#Neil Simon

Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he...

#Neil Simon

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

#Neil Simon

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

#Neil Simon

Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you....

#Neil Simon