Quotes by Madea

Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when i got married, all i got was...

#Madea

Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

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Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

#Madea

Hellerrr How u durnin'

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I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

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I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

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Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

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Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you,...

#Madea

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

#A Real Man, #Baby Daddy

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

#A Real Man, #Baby Daddy

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...

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