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We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...#Journalism, #News, #The Daily Show
We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.#News, #The Daily Show
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...#Jokes, #Social Change, #The Daily Show
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...#Funny, #People
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