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To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of...
#John Mortimer
I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They...
#Censorship
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#Fear
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#Law And Lawyers
I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They...
#Censorship
,
#Fear
,
#Law And Lawyers
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure...
#Life
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#Worry
There is always time for failure.
#Failure
The greatest horrors of our world, from the executions in Iran to the brutalities of...
#Conflict
No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
#Common Sense
All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as...
#John Mortimer
Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.
#John Mortimer
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure...
#John Mortimer
No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger...
#John Mortimer
The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound...
#John Mortimer
The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to...
#John Mortimer
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the...
#John Mortimer
The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to...
#John Mortimer
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric...
#John Mortimer