Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

#Joe Bob Briggs

There is no post-9-11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9-11.

#Joe Bob Briggs

The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys...

#Joe Bob Briggs

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

#Male Chauvinist