Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

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It's not a crime to get drunk.

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In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three...

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In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.

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If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like...

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I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

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Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

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Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war...

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Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

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As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is...

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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

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Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

#Joe Bob Briggs