Quotes by House MD

Wilson: House, you're right! Why not? Why not date you?? Its brilliant; weve known each...

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Thirteen: You are the champion of not dealing with your problems. House: My grandson gave...

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Lydia: And who's going to carry you when you're carrying the cello? House: Yes, cast...

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Stacy: God, you're an idiot! House: I like to think of myself as more of...

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Cuddy to House: l'll be on your couch with a shotgun, in case you try...

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House: What the hell are those? Cameron: Candy canes. House: Candy canes? Are you mocking...

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Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries? House:...

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Nun: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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House: Husband described her as being unusually irritable recently. Dr. Cameron: And . . ....

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Girl: In Iceland, the age of consent is 15. House: I'm surprised tourism isn't a...

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House: If I forget about her, can I have my carpet back? Cuddy: NO! House:...

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Wilson: If you need to talk, if you need more help, I'm right here. House:...

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