Quotes about House MD

Team: We've got rectal bleeding. House: What, all of you?

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Taub: You don't have clinic duty today. House: Who says it's a duty?

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Cameron: You can't diagnose that without a biopsy. House: Yes, we can, we treat it....

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Cuddy: Dr. House! Need you here. House: No thanks. Lotta sick people. I might catch...

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Michael Tritter: Merry Christmas House: And a Happy Go-to-Hell.

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House: Truth begins in lies.

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House: As fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid.

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Cameron: Could pain medication cause an orgasm? House: I wish.

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Cameron: His wife arranged it as an anniversary present. And if you ask me, if...

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House: I don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do.

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House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person? Cuddy: Are...

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Wilson: They could build monuments to your self-centeredness. House vs. God

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