Quotes by Hank Moody

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

#Clothes

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?

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All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...

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Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

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I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

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Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

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I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

#Californication

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

#Californication

Rehab is for Quitters.

#Californication

You looking for a dick punch?

#Californication

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

#Californication

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

#Californication