Quotes by Hank Moody

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

#Clothes

All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...

#Hank Moody

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

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Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

#Hank Moody

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

#Californication

Rehab is for Quitters.

#Californication

You looking for a dick punch?

#Californication

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

#Californication

I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

#Californication

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

#Californication

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

#Californication

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

#Californication