Quotes by Hank Hill

Why are we watching a foreign movie? You'd think if it was any good they...

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Bobby I'm going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have...

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Bobby, I want to give you this cup. It was made from the finest American...

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Has anyone seen an old man, about yea high, possibly shouting obscenities?

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I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that...

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Bobby, some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes...

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