Quotes by Gabe Saporta

I think I'm pregnant. What does plus mean?

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His perfect, hairless skin, his luscious, shiny hair, and that's just, you know, je ne...

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I can't breathe good at all. It's Cinco de Swine Flu, man. Today's the day...

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Yo, it's the Cinco de Swine Flu, man, we gotta get our gear on, man.

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I'm interviewing Ryan Ross, bro. Stop busting my balls.

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I will never sing perfectly, but I will always be awesome. Even when I fuck...

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Made the mistake of asking my cab driver what talk show he was listening to....

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To everyone in Oz: we're very sorry and bummed, but we want to work hard...

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I have no option left but to believe.

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They come around like honey 'cause i'm fly like a beeeeeeee.

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I can't remember most of the things i've done. but the things i've learned, i...

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Watching a grown ass woman buy a carton of lemonheads with quarters at Walgreen's.

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