I can't breathe good at all. It's Cinco de Swine Flu, man. Today's the day that all the Mexicans are gonna come up here and give us the swine. I'm Latina so it's cool to say that.

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Opinions have helped me navigate thus far in life. But now they have simply become...

Opinions have helped me navigate thus far in life. But now they have simply become...

A show is all about a shared energy between the kids and the band.

A show is all about a shared energy between the kids and the band.

I am a person who is all for choosing the path of peace and least...

I am a person who is all for choosing the path of peace and least...

I dont know why this seems like its a news flash to anyone, but ummm....

I dont know why this seems like its a news flash to anyone, but ummm....

Made the mistake of asking my cab driver what talk show he was listening to....

Made the mistake of asking my cab driver what talk show he was listening to....

I can't remember most of the things i've done. but the things i've learned, i...

I can't remember most of the things i've done. but the things i've learned, i...

If something is good, you must torture it mercilessly until it is either dead or...

If something is good, you must torture it mercilessly until it is either dead or...

Please pray for Japan and all affected by this tragic earthquake.

Please pray for Japan and all affected by this tragic earthquake.

They come around like honey 'cause i'm fly like a beeeeeeee.

They come around like honey 'cause i'm fly like a beeeeeeee.

Staying young is about embodying a certain mentality. A mentality that allows you to be...

Staying young is about embodying a certain mentality. A mentality that allows you to be...

To everyone in Oz: we're very sorry and bummed, but we want to work hard...

To everyone in Oz: we're very sorry and bummed, but we want to work hard...

The reason I make music is so that I dont have to play by societys...

The reason I make music is so that I dont have to play by societys...

How weird is it that we call certain animals pets and treat them like members...

How weird is it that we call certain animals pets and treat them like members...

Its also insane to me that people can expect an artist to not be prone...

Its also insane to me that people can expect an artist to not be prone...

We think we're invincible, but a man only gets his strength from the woman who's...

We think we're invincible, but a man only gets his strength from the woman who's...

I think I'm pregnant. What does plus mean?

I think I'm pregnant. What does plus mean?

When i get a dog , i want to name him Buick...Buick LeSabre. Unless i...

When i get a dog , i want to name him Buick...Buick LeSabre. Unless i...

I will never sing perfectly, but I will always be awesome. Even when I fuck...

I will never sing perfectly, but I will always be awesome. Even when I fuck...

I'm interviewing Ryan Ross, bro. Stop busting my balls.

I'm interviewing Ryan Ross, bro. Stop busting my balls.

My hand on your heart had been replaced, and i thought it was you that...

My hand on your heart had been replaced, and i thought it was you that...