I can't breathe good at all. It's Cinco de Swine Flu, man. Today's the day that all the Mexicans are gonna come up here and give us the swine. I'm Latina so it's cool to say that.

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Yo, it's the Cinco de Swine Flu, man, we gotta get our gear on, man.

Yo, it's the Cinco de Swine Flu, man, we gotta get our gear on, man.

I can't remember most of the things i've done. but the things i've learned, i...

I can't remember most of the things i've done. but the things i've learned, i...

His perfect, hairless skin, his luscious, shiny hair, and that's just, you know, je ne...

His perfect, hairless skin, his luscious, shiny hair, and that's just, you know, je ne...

Please pray for Japan and all affected by this tragic earthquake.

Please pray for Japan and all affected by this tragic earthquake.

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Staying young is about embodying a certain mentality. A mentality that allows you to be...

The reason why I speak my mind, and the reason why I get aggressive is...

The reason why I speak my mind, and the reason why I get aggressive is...

Opinions have helped me navigate thus far in life. But now they have simply become...

Opinions have helped me navigate thus far in life. But now they have simply become...

I dont know why this seems like its a news flash to anyone, but ummm....

I dont know why this seems like its a news flash to anyone, but ummm....

When i get a dog , i want to name him Buick...Buick LeSabre. Unless i...

When i get a dog , i want to name him Buick...Buick LeSabre. Unless i...

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The only things we really see in others are reflections of ourselves. project love and...

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Its also insane to me that people can expect an artist to not be prone...

I have no option left but to believe.

I have no option left but to believe.

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I love, like, old vintage jackets and had this one that said Cobra on it...

They come around like honey 'cause i'm fly like a beeeeeeee.

They come around like honey 'cause i'm fly like a beeeeeeee.

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I am a person who is all for choosing the path of peace and least...

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How weird is it that we call certain animals pets and treat them like members...

My hand on your heart had been replaced, and i thought it was you that...

My hand on your heart had been replaced, and i thought it was you that...

Watching a grown ass woman buy a carton of lemonheads with quarters at Walgreen's.

Watching a grown ass woman buy a carton of lemonheads with quarters at Walgreen's.

I will never sing perfectly, but I will always be awesome. Even when I fuck...

I will never sing perfectly, but I will always be awesome. Even when I fuck...

If something is good, you must torture it mercilessly until it is either dead or...

If something is good, you must torture it mercilessly until it is either dead or...