Quotes by Futurama

What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date! -Lrr

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You are hereby conquered. Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes...

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Horns are a sign of virility. Plus, they house my testes. -Lrr

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This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis...

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I can eat a hot dog underwater. -Fry

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I have everything I ever wanted: money, wealth, riches. -Bender

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A floor? We live like Kings! -Zoidberg

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As I told you on Suckerpunch Day, I'm through being a chump! -Fry

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On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique...

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You can't simply know something by assembling a committee of words! That's it! I'll assemble...

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Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button....

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Ah, the water's as sterile as my milk-man trusting father. -Professor

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