Quotes by Futurama

What's that loud boring sound you'll hear as soon as I stop talking? -Zoidberg

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The ship can't take this much pressure. Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the...

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I thought they were selfish, but in the end, it turns out it was I...

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Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966....

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Give generously knowing some poor helpless mutant will thank you. Not in person. Thank god....

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One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow...

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Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people! -Zoidberg

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You know Santa may have killed Scruffy, but he makes a good point. -Fry

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Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in...

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Now that's a tree worth chopping down. -Fry

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Your key card may not open the Exercise Room, because someone smeared mystery on the...

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I'm Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Can I crash on your couch?...

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