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Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified...

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified...

There are no friends at cards or world politics.

There are no friends at cards or world politics.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

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The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

Trust everybody, but cut the cards

Trust everybody, but cut the cards

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if...

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if...

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of...

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of...

An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read...

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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read...

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified...

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified...

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money...

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money...

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is...

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is...