Quotes by Finley Peter Dunne

Trust everybody, but cut the cards

#Trust

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

#Funny, #Life

There are no friends at cards or world politics.

#Politics

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified...

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It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

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Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

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Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

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An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court.

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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of...

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A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if...

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Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the...

#Finley Peter Dunne