Quotes by Douglas Adams

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

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The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones...

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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I...

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It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are,...

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It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The...

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In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.

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If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a...

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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least...

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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who...

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have...

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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