Quotes by Doug Coupland

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle...

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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst...

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Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.

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There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

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There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less,...

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There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream.

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There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that...

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The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don't take them, the...

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Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

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Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world...

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You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be...

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You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.

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