Quotes by Dave Attell

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're...

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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people he...

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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You...

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Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call...

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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a...

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