Quotes by Colin Mochrie

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

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Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come...

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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

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I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

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I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

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I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

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Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

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Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

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