Quotes by Billy Madison

WHERE'S MY SNACK PACK?!?!

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A simple no would've done just fine.

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Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I...

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That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!

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Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!

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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!

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He called the shit poop!

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He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit.

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Soooooo hot, want to touch the heiney!

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No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants...

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Well I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some...

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Chlorophyll! More like borophyll!

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