Quotes by Bill Watterson

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

#Weekend

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

#Being Cool

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

#Funny, #Weekend

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

#Funny, #Snow

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

#Funny, #Winter

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

#Christmas, #Funny

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

#Idleness, #Time