Quotes by Adam Sandler

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell...

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't...

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is,...

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I...