Quotes about Zoolander

I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about...

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I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad...

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If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. -David Bowie

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You is talking loco and I like it! -Hansel

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Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too! -Protestor

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How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they...

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Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?...

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It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! -Mugatu

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Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER! -Mugatu

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You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. -Mugatu

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I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and...

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You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you...

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