Quotes about Television

All television is children's television.

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Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television...

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Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

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I'm never at my best on television. There's a row of cameras between you and...

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The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the...

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TV happens. And once it's happened, it's gone. When it's gone, you move on, no...

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He who is created by television can be destroyed by television.

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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

#Funny, #Television

Television often cannot cover the passing of the torch without fanning the flames in the...

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It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors...

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Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush...

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Watching a baseball game on television is like chasing the great white whale in a...

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