Quotes about Sports

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

#New York, #Sports

There are one-hundred fifty-four games in a season and you can find one-hundred fifty-four reasons...

#Sports

Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.

#Jobs, #Play, #Sports

There are a lot of pretty girls. I am a tennis player first of all,...

#Sports, #Tennis

When I play, I feel like in a theatre, why should I look ugly then,...

#Sports, #Tennis

Blood sport is brought to its ultimate refinement in the gossip columns.

#Sports

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

#Golf, #Sports

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

#Golf, #Sports

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

#Funny, #Golf, #Sports

A Chicago alderman once confessed he needed physical exercise but didn't like jogging, because in...

#Sports

I was lucky enough to have the talent to play baseball. That's how I treated...

#Sports

Sometimes one is without the pleasure of playing. But when the silence of the audience...

#Pleasure, #Sports