Quotes about Madea

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

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I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...

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I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

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I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

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Halalura Amend and Amend!

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I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

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And when i think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done...

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Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

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The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

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I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

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Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

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A beast wit no neck, there it is!

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