Quotes about Josh Billings

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

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There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who...

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There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without...

#Josh Billings

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to...

#Josh Billings

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

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The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so...

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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.

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The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense...

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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him...

#Josh Billings