Quotes about Jeff Ross

Gilbert Gottfried is famously cheap. Im impressed youre here Gilbert. You gotta buy new clothes...

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You made all your money because you created a f*cked up, criminal baby. Youre like...

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Could your original face have been that much worse than that clown mask youve had...

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You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to...

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Youre an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress.

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Youre a walking tumor. Actually, its a big deal when you spot a tumor.

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George Hamilton, youre like Tang. Youre dry and orange and nobody has given a f*ck...

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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.

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Ice T you f*ckin fossil. Youre so old, the first thing you bought with your...

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Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest...

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His nostrils are so snotty and full of coke, he calls them the hilton sisters.

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His eyes have more bags then his kids when they were forced to leave his...

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